Weeds

[misspotn]

Has anyone seen the Showtime show Weeds? Fucking awesome. Very strange premise. Good times! :dance:

misspotn Reviewed by misspotn on 11-30-2006. Weeds Has anyone seen the Showtime show Weeds? Fucking awesome. Very strange premise. Good times! :dance: Rating: 5

[JaggedEdge]

I love that show and am still a little annoyed the season has ended along with the way in which they ended it. Great show, I just wish they added more humor to it. They still have it listed as a comedy in the TV guide but they have gone all dramatic with this last season. I wouldn't classify it as a comedy any longer, but other than that gripe it is a cool show.

[TokinAsianGuy]

Alright, listen closely. I'm not going to beat around the bush. Ha ha ha. Your little body's changing - it's all good, believe me. Problem now is... every time we jerk the gerkin, we get a lot of unwanted sticky white stuff everywhere, right? Right. So... First order of business - no more socks. They're expensive, gumming up the works plumming-wise. Now you might be thinking to yourself, "But, Uncle Andy, what do I do with all that pearl jam if I can't spew it into Mr. Sock?" Glad you asked... You can have a lovely time tugging the tiger in the shower each morning - that eliminates the need for a goo glove. But, the day is long, masturbation's fun, so unless we want to take 4 or 5 showers every day, we're gonna need some other options. So let's start with the basics. Tissues. Perfectly acceptable backstop for all that Creamy Italian. They can be rough and dry on such soft, sensitive skin and it can stick to your dick head like a fuckin' band-aid - ouch. From there we move on to more lubricated flack-catchers - specificially, bananas. Step one: Peel the banana. Step two: Slip the peel over your Randy Johnson and start pitching. Now for extra credit, warm up the peel in the microwave. Not too hot! Serious yowza. Also, olive oil, moisturizer, honey, spit, butter, hair conditioner, and Vaseline can all be used for lube. In my opinion, the best lube... is lube. So save your allowance and invest in some soon. Alright, moving on - when you tug your Thomas on the toilet - ffft - shoot right into the bowl. In bed - soft t-shirt, perhaps a downy hand towel of your very own that you don't mind tossing after tossing. There's no such thing as polishing the raised scepter of love too much. It reduces stress, it enhances immune function. Also, practice makes perfect. So work on your control now, while you're a solo artist - you'll be playing some long, happy duets in the future. Ok - class dismissed.

[TokinAsianGuy]

yes. i love the show.

[GetDown]

fucking greatest show EVER!!!!!!!!! i hope they renew it for a third season, ESPECIALLY after that ending, it see4ms like they were closing the show for good, and i really was bummed bout that, it is also much funnier stoned in my opinion, when the folks arent at home and i decide to watch weeds i like to try and smoke everytime someone on the show smokes, share it with them...

[PaRaNoIa]

I just don't see what's so good about it..

I think it's total crap. My opinion has been stated.

[TokinAsianGuy]

I just don't see what's so good about it..

I think it's total crap. My opinion has been stated.

it's not up to par with say Arrested Development (far from it), but it's good for killing time. i won't die if i dont' see season 3 but i hope i do, cuz Doug makes me giggle like a bitch.

[GetDown]

i love doug and andy, they are the classic stoner buddies, reminds me of me and a mate of mine, then again harold and kumar remind me of me and the same mate......

[PaRaNoIa]

i love doug and andy, they are the classic stoner buddies, reminds me of me and a mate of mine, then again harold and kumar remind me of me and the same mate......

Are you Harold?



I know I'm Kumar.. I trimmed my pubes with my mates shaver.. That was a bit mean, but it was more hysterical though!

[b0Ng h!tz 4 mE]

i've seen the one when the kid shoots the "cat" and the black mans suckin on "weed lolli pops" and hes tryin to tell people how he can get high off them.. lol, kinda seems like a newbie crap ass attempt to make a show about weed..