lol you're the dude that claims his dad is a billionaire yet reduced himself to stealing "1,000's worth the beer"....

Try looking up water curing, I heard its pretty fast.
I wouldnt suggest ovening it, it might destroy some of the thc, and become harsh. But if your desperate ...
still takes a week. throw it in the oven at 400 for 30 minutes, i'll be plenty cured