Well it's Christmas time again
I've been callin all my friends
There just ain't no weed to buy
So I won't be gettin high
Unless I smoke these seeds and stems

Then I called my old friend Mike
And he asked me what I'd like

I'd like to find some Christmas pot
I enjoy smoking a lot
And this town's so goddamn dry

A Christmas without weed
Is like a forest without trees
It's like a day without an end
A writer with no pen
Won't someone help me please

Now the snowflakes start to fall
I still can't find no weed at all
Not a nickel nor a dime
I'm running low on time
And I'm starting to withdraw

A Christmas without weed
It doesn't sound much fun to me

I didn't write that, but it's fucking hilarious.

Not a big fan of Christmas myself...first of all, it's a Christian holiday, and Christianity is responsible for a shitload of death, destruction, bigotry, hatred, and ignorance. Also, the holiday has been commercialized as only America can commercialize. It's disgusting.