I went to 7-11 a few weeks ago, drunk and stoned...I couldn't figure out how to use the soda machine...it had hella buttons on it. I told my friend I was waaaaaaaaaay too high to be getting my own soda. She was buying some ciggarettes, and ignored me. I finally got the Coke to dispense, and it was red. I was all, "WTF?!?! Why is the Coke red?!!?!" My friend laughed and told me I didn't press the Coke button. I informed her I wasn't stoned enough to read the COKE button. The clerk was just starring at me, it was like 3 am. LOL. Last week, I went back sober, and realized I pressed the cherry flavoring button...whoops.
misspotn Reviewed by misspotn on . ever so stoned that you don't give a shit if people know? so i found myself driving back to school after thanksgiving break. my parents were being bitches on that sunday and i decided to get blazed for the drive back. after awhile i realized two things: 1.) i'm a little too blazed to be driving and 2.) i could really go for a fucking cherry coke. i stop at this rest stop in central illinois and its me and one other car that holds a woman with two little kids. the kids run right past me, brushing against my legs and im freaking out cuz im so Rating: 5