McDonald's Drive-thru (after a really blazin blunt ride)

Me: "uhmmm... yeah... I'll have a double hamburger... no make that two. With a sprite."
Jessie (my best friend): "I'll have two snack wraps please..."

...drive to the first window

Cashier: "(insert money amouth here)"
Me: ::hands her the wrong amount::
Cashier: You're... a dollar short.
Me: Really? SHit I'm baked~!