Help! Mailed weed to South Dakota

[delusionsofNORMALity]

....big credit card companies use machines....

actually, you credit card statements are processed in huge warehouses filled with hard working credit card gnomes. day in and day out these tireless creatures rip open envelopes, sort through their contents, and keep track of your finances in huge ledgers bound with human flesh. credit card gnomes are one of the best kept secrets in the banking industry, along with deposit fairies and the despicable finance charge ogres.

[rtafts]

actually, you credit card statements are processed in huge warehouses filled with hard working credit card gnomes. day in and day out these tireless creatures rip open envelopes, sort through their contents, and keep track of your finances in huge ledgers bound with human flesh. credit card gnomes are one of the best kept secrets in the banking industry, along with deposit fairies and the despicable finance charge ogres.

so that was what i saw that night.