It is real simple. If she makes you take the test.

Tell her that it is second hand smoke. Several of your friends were toking around you and you said no thank you when they passed you the joint.

Blame other people.

God, I am glad I am not a teenager.
ericwt Reviewed by ericwt on . Uhh....weird incident happened just now... I came home not too long ago. I get in and right away my mom tells me she's pis testing me. In my head I'm saying "oh FUCK" but, I acted fast and started freaking out. "WHAT DO YOU MEAN A DRUG TEST? YOU DON'T FUCKING TRUST ME? (I never swear in front of my mother) I'LL TAKE YOUR GOD DAMN TEST AND WHEN I TEST NEGATIVE, I DON'T WANT YOU TO TALK TO ME UNTIL I SAY IT'S OK FOR YOU TO DO SO." (a bit extreme) I was obviously going to test positive, considering I smoked on saturday night. Anyways, Rating: 5