favirote way to cook spam

[EmoRebellion]

My favorite way to cook SPAM is called "canning it". Instructions:

1. Open can of SPAM.
2. Open lid of trash can.
3. Empty ENTIRE contents of can into trash.
4. Pour 3 cups of gasoline.
5. Stir slowly.
6. Light match and drop in.

Optional step 7: Kick the crap out of the trash can and NEVER EAT THAT SHIT AGAIN.

Any questions?

EmoRebellion Reviewed by EmoRebellion on 11-28-2006. favirote way to cook spam i got the muchies liek a muther fucker lol and the only thing i got is spam someone give me a good way to cook it. Rating: 5