Quote Originally Posted by YahtzeeG
I was kidding. I already called her up and told her not to worry about it and that it wasn't her fault. And not all virgins bleed btw. About 40% do according to wikipedia.

next question.... what do I tell my parents what happened to the sheets? I am pretty sure they know... but is there any way I can get out of this? I just threw the sheets in a dumpster... and replaced them. My dad emailed me and asked what happened to my sheets...

lmfao this is actually the funniest situation ever.
i can almost see your father being all confused about that and uncomfortable about asking you in person, so sending you an email.
priceless lol.

but in fact, it sucks.
well, i dont know how old you are, but maybe you could just tell him the truth, even though i know you're gonna come back and say ''wtf, like if i was going to do that'' but i bet hes not an idiot and is probably gonna know anyways.