I think that was excellent advice, BFA.

If you're caught by surprise by an inexperienced girl who bleeds and then you don't have the forethought to strip the bed yourself and start your own laundry before your parents find it, something tells me you're not at all ready to be having a sexual relationship of any kind. You lack both compassion and initiative, two characteristics which are particularly critical to being a decent bed partner. Let's hope you were aware enough to use protection of some kind, but I'm not counting on that, either.