Girls Bleeding when First time...

[dutch.lover]

one word- OxyClean!

[YahtzeeG]

well first of all my parents were home... second of all I have enough sexual experience IMO. Clearly you guys have had sex probably 100 times more than me... I was just hoping for a clever excuse . And believe me I know how to deal with problems. I never said it was a huge problem. Did I say the world was ending?

[birdgirl73]

uhh... I got with a girl this weekend and... she started bleeding since she was a virgin... WHY DO GIRLS DO THIS?! WTF?! got my bed all bloody and stuff... it really sucked.

Let's see . . . Well, you started a brand new thread on a public forum about it. Used all caps with extra-emphatic punctuation in part of your message. Used the term "WTF?!" And happened to say "it really sucked."

Call me madcap, but I'd say you made it fairly clear that you don't know how to deal wtih problems. And that you regarded this as a big deal. Nice attempt at back-tracking after the fact, though.

[dutch.lover]

hahaha some boys are so immature. they pretend to be all manly and whatnot but then freak at the sight of blood. GET OVER IT!

(ps:i dont mean to generalize to every guy. there are ones out there who really are as manly as the appear.)

[MaryjaneAndHashley]

I was kidding. I already called her up and told her not to worry about it and that it wasn't her fault. And not all virgins bleed btw. About 40% do according to wikipedia.

next question.... what do I tell my parents what happened to the sheets? I am pretty sure they know... but is there any way I can get out of this? I just threw the sheets in a dumpster... and replaced them. My dad emailed me and asked what happened to my sheets...

lmfao this is actually the funniest situation ever.
i can almost see your father being all confused about that and uncomfortable about asking you in person, so sending you an email.
priceless lol.

but in fact, it sucks.
well, i dont know how old you are, but maybe you could just tell him the truth, even though i know you're gonna come back and say ''wtf, like if i was going to do that'' but i bet hes not an idiot and is probably gonna know anyways.

[caitlin_autumncoat]

The girl must have been really embrassed, I didn't know that actually happens.