An attractive young woman walks up to a male member of staff in a rural pub
Indicating to him to lower his head to hersâ?¦.
â??Are you the manager?, she asks, running her fingers thru her hairâ?¦â?¦
â??Noâ??, he replies
â??Can you get him for me?â??, she asks stroking his face and allowing 2 fingers
to slip into his mouth so he can suck them gently.
â??No sorryâ??, he replies, clearly aroused
â??Can I give him a message?â??
â??Yesâ??, she says, smiling sweetly
â??Tell him thereâ??s no toilet roll or soap in the ladiesâ?¦â?¦â?¦â??
Lulu Reviewed by Lulu on . Irish Wit Ok, it's about time we started a decent 'Irish Joke Thread' :rolleyes: I'll begin, shall I? :p Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy, lookin' like he'd just been run over by a train. His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut and bruised and he's walkin' with a limp. "What happened to you?" asks Sean, the bartender. "Jamie O'Connor and me had a fight," says Paddy. Rating: 5