Being as it was a fair day, Father Donovan went out to visit with his parishioners. All went well till he came to the Finnegans house. It was obvious that someone was to home, but no one came to the door even after he had knocked repeatedly. Finally he took out his pen and paper and wrote a note, Revelation 3:20 and stuck it in the door.
The next Sunday as he was counting the offering he found his note in the collection plate. Below his message was the notation, Genesis 3:10.
Revelation 3:20 reads: "Behold I stand at the door and knock. If any man hears my voice, and opens the door, I will come into him and will dine with him and he with me."
Genesis 3:10 reads: "And he said, I heard thy voice in the garden, and I was afraid, because I was naked!"
kuulbns Reviewed by kuulbns on . Irish Wit Ok, it's about time we started a decent 'Irish Joke Thread' :rolleyes: I'll begin, shall I? :p Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy, lookin' like he'd just been run over by a train. His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut and bruised and he's walkin' with a limp. "What happened to you?" asks Sean, the bartender. "Jamie O'Connor and me had a fight," says Paddy. Rating: 5