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11-27-2006, 08:16 PM#1
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Almost told my Mom is smoke... BY ACCIDENT!
So just a few minutes ago I'm in the kitchen making some juice when my Mom comes home. She is unloading stuff when she says "I got you some rolling papers." I FREEZE. All I can think is holy christ she knows I smoke! So I'm thinking should I tell her? Should I say that I don't smoke and call her a liar, ask what kind of papers she got or just drop the juice and run for it.
I'm about to mutter something along the lines of "Why would I need rolling papers?" when i turn around and from her purse she pulls the coin rolling papers I had asked her to get from the bank last week so that I could roll my loose change!
Something of a pointless thread and I'm laughing about it now, but I almost gave it all away. I was shitting my pants
ATrain Reviewed by ATrain on . Almost told my Mom is smoke... BY ACCIDENT! So just a few minutes ago I'm in the kitchen making some juice when my Mom comes home. She is unloading stuff when she says "I got you some rolling papers." I FREEZE. All I can think is holy christ she knows I smoke! So I'm thinking should I tell her? Should I say that I don't smoke and call her a liar, ask what kind of papers she got or just drop the juice and run for it. I'm about to mutter something along the lines of "Why would I need rolling papers?" when i turn around and from her Rating: 5\"Oh, when the world ends, we\'ll be burning one.\"
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11-27-2006, 08:25 PM#2
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Almost told my Mom is smoke... BY ACCIDENT!
Hahaha.
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11-27-2006, 08:30 PM#3
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Almost told my Mom is smoke... BY ACCIDENT!
Ha ha! Fuck it, I would have asked her if they were hemp papers.
You know she'll find out eventually. I'd just get it over with.
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11-27-2006, 08:32 PM#4
AlwaysBlazed
Almost told my Mom is smoke... BY ACCIDENT!
lol sometimes I almost find myself saying weed or smoke instead of certain things like "hey mom do you need weed?" instead of like "hey mom you need paper towels?" or something. One time I almost asked my teacher if I could go smoke instead of piss.
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11-27-2006, 08:39 PM
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Almost told my Mom is smoke... BY ACCIDENT!
I have to stop myself from telling my parents about what happened when I smoked the previous night.
11-27-2006, 09:29 PM
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Almost told my Mom is smoke... BY ACCIDENT!
lol!
11-27-2006, 10:04 PM
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Almost told my Mom is smoke... BY ACCIDENT!
i was talking about quantum physics and super string theory with my dad the otehr day...he said"you gotta smoke a lot of pot and be super stoned to follow that stuff" and he looked at me funny...
i think all parents know!*sneaky eyes*
11-27-2006, 10:12 PM
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Almost told my Mom is smoke... BY ACCIDENT!
once, in mcdonalds, 4 years ago, i said "i want a joint" instead of "i want a burger", it was really embarissing moment
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11-27-2006, 10:13 PM
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Almost told my Mom is smoke... BY ACCIDENT!
LMAO!!!! Lol, this is the funniest shit ever. It'd be even more funnier if you were like "mom you smoke too!?"
11-28-2006, 12:08 AM
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Almost told my Mom is smoke... BY ACCIDENT!
ROFL! this is ace!
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