Quote Originally Posted by JunkYard
I'm taking applications for the position of God over the next few months. The first one [God] created everything, but he's getting tired, and has found out about Tequila & lime juice, and well, he really likes the bottle nowdays. He's looking for a replacement as you can't very well govern too good when sloshed, right? He's been doing all kinds of crazy stuff lately...

Anyway, I have a few simple questions about your new position. You must answer each to be considered.

[i]Would you demand worship? I would appreciate acknowledgement...
but may very well be friends with other deities...working hand in hand

Would you punish? hurting psychologically and physically would be punished in a form of karma reincarnation

Would you ever destroy the world? naturally the world I created would have the capacity for a inhabitant triggered apocalyptic chaos...what i believe we are facing now, and it is up to the inhabitants to avoid this chaos if they so choose to live and prosper

Would you ever answer prayers? my world, prayers would be answered by the ones asking the prayer if they lived in accordance with the law I have imagined in a form of karma blessings

Would you enjoy the fragrance of good bud? Jah is a prophet friend of mine

Would you Love all of humanity even w/o a belief in you or Jesus? Belief in me would be hit or miss, but based on good living humanity, chances are being a good person would hit on worshipping me without direct worship persay, I would love all humanity as I do now for its ability to possibly lead a good life and be helpful to the many forms of life around him or her..Jesus would be a buddy deity and we'd probably just shrug and hope for the best when it came to the ones who chose not to adopt a peaceful, non violent existance

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