I would DEMAND that you worship me. After all I would be GOD! If you did not i would smite you with poorly growing plants.


if you were guilty of sin i would give you an afterlife of smoking nothing but ditch dirt.

No bodys perfect not even the world i would leave it but would plant more ganja.

yes i wold answer prayer but only if my followers burnt incence and gave burnt offerings of the finest herb.

If i made it i would enjoy the fragrance, i made all things holy, mankind made them evil.
I would love humanity some even twice if they were good enough.roflmao
Gatekeeper777 Reviewed by Gatekeeper777 on . If you were God? I'm taking applications for the position of God over the next few months. The first one created everything, but he's getting tired, and has found out about Tequila & lime juice, and well, he really likes the bottle nowdays. He's looking for a replacement as you can't very well govern too good when sloshed, right? He's been doing all kinds of crazy stuff lately... Anyway, I have a few simple questions about your new position. You must answer each to be considered. Would you demand Rating: 5