if i was god, i'd probably use my omnipotence to eliminate existence itself and let only absolutely nothing be.

OR, i'd go gung ho with my power and create this existence, only difference is i would have a physical incarnation and in general rule the universe, have fun and all that shit, i'd make some ungodly killer bud that just RIPS through you and makes the best bud on earth seem like tobacco.
Stoner Shadow Wolf Reviewed by Stoner Shadow Wolf on . If you were God? I'm taking applications for the position of God over the next few months. The first one created everything, but he's getting tired, and has found out about Tequila & lime juice, and well, he really likes the bottle nowdays. He's looking for a replacement as you can't very well govern too good when sloshed, right? He's been doing all kinds of crazy stuff lately... Anyway, I have a few simple questions about your new position. You must answer each to be considered. Would you demand Rating: 5