[i]Would you demand worship?
No, just offer my guidance. If I instil fear of punishment for not worshipping me, how would I really know who's on my side?

Would you punish?
No, I think punishment is a primitive idea for a primitive race. Currently a necessary evil I guess. Point is, revenge is a petty self-indulgent notion that doesn't seem very godly to me. Initiating change for the better is where it's at, otherwise you have people trying to control through punishment with ever-so-wise ideas like the war on drugs.

Would you ever destroy the world?
Probably not. I mean, if you're god you could reform it to any way you see fit, right?

Would you ever answer prayers?
I don't know the most efficient means of public interaction, I guess I'd have to be god to know that. With my current limited knowledge, I suppose I'd set up a system of proportional democratic representation and discuss the issues with the leaders.

Would you enjoy the fragrance of good bud?
I would eliminate all the drawbacks of weed (not to mention hallucinogens and opiates), grow the finest strains for my people in the garden that is Earth, and enjoy them in human form with my people every so often (perhapse is some type of ceremony).


Would you Love all of humanity even w/o a belief in you or Jesus?
I would do my best to guide humanity in a direction that is beneficial to all. I would treat them with love and compassion, and try to get them to do the same for each other. Those who comit evil would not be hated by me, and I would discourage others from hating them to. After all, when you get a disease, is the best course of action to hate the disease, or follow a logical course of action to cure it? Hatred is a natural response, even a justifiable response regarding reasonable reaction, but I don't believe it's logically justifiable.

All applications will be viewed by the Big guy if I can get him to put the Tequila down for a few.
I picture god as more of a peyote guy:thumbsup:
mrdevious Reviewed by mrdevious on . If you were God? I'm taking applications for the position of God over the next few months. The first one created everything, but he's getting tired, and has found out about Tequila & lime juice, and well, he really likes the bottle nowdays. He's looking for a replacement as you can't very well govern too good when sloshed, right? He's been doing all kinds of crazy stuff lately... Anyway, I have a few simple questions about your new position. You must answer each to be considered. Would you demand Rating: 5