o.k. all the butterflies just exploded mid-air!! :wtf: and the blood red sky is now black as night!! My truck won't start and the water out of my faucet has turned to wine...the shitty tasting stuff!!

and yeah, the big guy is with a couple hookers right now. I talked Micheal, you know the angel. He's been keeping tabs on God; I think he's worried about him getting into trouble down here. If you've ever been around him while he's sloshed, he's got quite an attitude, and those TJ officials won't put up with it from an old gringo like him. Man, you better head down there and talk some sense into him. This chick is messin with my mind, and poor Jesus!!

"Big guy, are you there?"

Oh shit!! A pissed off feminine voice just came from the sky, and said "I'M GOD NOW, DEAL WITH IT!!! Man oh man! I think we're screwed, bro!!
JunkYard Reviewed by JunkYard on . If you were God? I'm taking applications for the position of God over the next few months. The first one created everything, but he's getting tired, and has found out about Tequila & lime juice, and well, he really likes the bottle nowdays. He's looking for a replacement as you can't very well govern too good when sloshed, right? He's been doing all kinds of crazy stuff lately... Anyway, I have a few simple questions about your new position. You must answer each to be considered. Would you demand Rating: 5