yeah, the big guy's a hoot. he likes to act all mysterious and shit, but he's really a bit of a goof ball. i am a bit concerned about this new girl though. i hope this is just a bit of first day jitters, but it seems to be raining fire and my living room is knee deep in locust. with any luck she'll get the bugs (no pun intended) out of the system and things will be back to normal soon. well i've gotta run, the rain just turned to blood and it's staining the carpets.

by the way, is he still partial to patron? i was thinking of sending him a little present and if he's gone back to the cheap stuff i can save myself a few bucks.