does this mean that fewer incidents of fire and brimstone, devastating floods and plagues, and a general decline in heavenly wrath? i suppose it was bound to happen, but why choose someone from michigan of all places. i hope this really is a temporary situation and doesn't signify a radical shift from the patriarchal institution we have all come to know and love.

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does this mean that all adherents to the muslim faith must now face detroit during their prayers or is this just a christian thing?