If I were god in a christian sense, I wouldn't have been so fucking stupid as to give humans an overwhelming sense of curiousity and tell them not to eat certain fruits..
Mosiah Reviewed by Mosiah on . If you were God? I'm taking applications for the position of God over the next few months. The first one created everything, but he's getting tired, and has found out about Tequila & lime juice, and well, he really likes the bottle nowdays. He's looking for a replacement as you can't very well govern too good when sloshed, right? He's been doing all kinds of crazy stuff lately... Anyway, I have a few simple questions about your new position. You must answer each to be considered. Would you demand Rating: 5