If I were God, Carlos Beltran would not have struck out looking in the bottom of the ninth, bases loaded and lose the pennant to the lousy cardinals this year. If I were God the New York Mets would win the World Series once every few years. And the hated yankees would never win!
bongomania Reviewed by bongomania on . If you were God? I'm taking applications for the position of God over the next few months. The first one created everything, but he's getting tired, and has found out about Tequila & lime juice, and well, he really likes the bottle nowdays. He's looking for a replacement as you can't very well govern too good when sloshed, right? He's been doing all kinds of crazy stuff lately... Anyway, I have a few simple questions about your new position. You must answer each to be considered. Would you demand Rating: 5