no, id be too sloshed to demand much of anything

sin is not applicable, whether they make it into heaven or hell would be based entirely on how big their thumb nail is.......

i might possibly kill off a few hundred million, if just to make some room and clear up that whole overcrowding issue

depends on what the prayer is and how i feel about it

id appreciate the fact, and any prayer asking for bud would be looked at in a more favourable light than other prayers but still may not be answered

no, i wouldnt love humanity even if they did believe in whatever it is i want them to believe in.
MastaChronic Reviewed by MastaChronic on . If you were God? I'm taking applications for the position of God over the next few months. The first one created everything, but he's getting tired, and has found out about Tequila & lime juice, and well, he really likes the bottle nowdays. He's looking for a replacement as you can't very well govern too good when sloshed, right? He's been doing all kinds of crazy stuff lately... Anyway, I have a few simple questions about your new position. You must answer each to be considered. Would you demand Rating: 5