1. NO, never.

2. It depends on a persons actions. If they make mistake in life, mistakes are part of human nature and I'd let it go, but if they make the same mistake over and over again, then there is some punishing to be done.

3. Nope. I'd get sheer pleasure watching humans destroy one another, followed by great sadness, as that is what I let them do to the one, and only earth.

4. Depends. If it's about meaningless BS, they'll get through it, but if it is an uncureable illness and one is suffering greatly from it (ex. not being able to afford medications, etc...) then I would help them before the ones complaining that the entire world is against them. Like if someone who never smoked a cigg. in their life got cancer, I'd help them, but if someone chose to smoke ciggs. all those years and get cancer, TS. May sound harsh, but whose fault is it that they have cancer...

5. I'd be the god passing around the bong in the afterlife. I'm all for it, enjoy it. I'd let it rain seeds every Spring fo the new growing season.

6. Hmmm, good question. If they were a good person without the belief of me, then I wouldn't care. A person can do whatever they want, as long as they are happy. If someone was unhappy, and they didn't believe, I would try and help in some godly way.

Neat thread, so when do I start?
Nochowderforyou Reviewed by Nochowderforyou on . If you were God? I'm taking applications for the position of God over the next few months. The first one created everything, but he's getting tired, and has found out about Tequila & lime juice, and well, he really likes the bottle nowdays. He's looking for a replacement as you can't very well govern too good when sloshed, right? He's been doing all kinds of crazy stuff lately... Anyway, I have a few simple questions about your new position. You must answer each to be considered. Would you demand Rating: 5