I would DEMAND that you worship me. After all I would be GOD! If you did not i would smite you with poorly growing plants.


if you were guilty of sin i would give you an afterlife of smoking nothing but ditch dirt.

No bodys perfect not even the world i would leave it but would plant more ganja.

yes i wold answer prayer but only if my followers burnt incence and gave burnt offerings of the finest herb.

If i made it i would enjoy the fragrance, i made all things holy, mankind made them evil.
I would love humanity some even twice if they were good enough.roflmao