A friend had a buger hanging out of his nose one night, and had no idea. I could have told him, but what fun would that be? Anyway, were hanging out downtown and a couple girls walk by. My friend runs up to them, screams in their faces, then starts asking one of them out, lmao! He was a little crazy to begin with, but the buger hanging out of nose made his 'polished' approach even more hillarious.

I laughed for an hour over this, and then another when he realized what was going on. He nearly killed me for not telling him, but it was worth it just for the laugh...