You Know You're a Little Bitch When......

[Maui Wowie]

Your a little bitch when you puke 3 times from one joint.

[MacWQ33]

You know you're a little bitch when all your friends are round your hospital bed cause you're so drunk you passed out, and your mum comes in and you start crying

Your a bitch if you can't handle your alcohol and end up in the hospital...lol...

[Nochowderforyou]

Your a bitch when a cop says you're free to go but you say, "you can check the car anyways" when you really have hard drugs hidden in your car.

I saw it on cops last night. I think my neighbors heard me yell, "You fuckin idiot!"

[MacWQ33]

Your the biggest bitch if your the Colts and you lose tonight, after all my other games won...and I don't win the large amount of money that I should definitely win.

[slipknotpsycho]

Your a bitch when a cop says you're free to go but you say, "you can check the car anyways" when you really have hard drugs hidden in your car.

I saw it on cops last night. I think my neighbors heard me yell, "You fuckin idiot!"

are you FUCKING SERIOUS?

[Nochowderforyou]

are you FUCKING SERIOUS?

Yes, I am so serious I can't be anymore serious. The cops exact words were, "okay, well you're free to go" and as the cop was halfway saying it, buddy says, "well you can check the car anyways." I was like, hmmm okay, and the cop finds c***k, many, many grams of it in his car. Moron!

At the end the cop even asked why he gave him permission to check his car, and the guys response was, "I didn't want to look like I was hiding anything."

I'll never forget the stupidness my own eyes witnessed watching that last night. Un-fucking-real.

[MacWQ33]

You know you're a bitch when you make "Orangeman" threads...

[slipknotpsycho]

lmfao.. where was it hidden? or was it kinda just scattered around? was he dealer or a user (if it is user, then i guess it's a bit more understandable, that shit can really fuck wtih your brain and judgement after awhile, i mean i should know, my dad is a bad bad crackhead and think he's god's wife and has a p***y for god and he loves the blowjobs jesus gives him, and these are all his own words.. he also seems to believe he's the last prophet and god sent him here to warn everyone the world is going to end, he actually mailed out thousands and thousands of fliers to churches all over the country.)

what did the cop say after he told him he didnt' wanna look guilty? lol i bet that cop will be telling that story for awhile to come of one of the stupidest criminals he's ever came across...

[slipknotpsycho]

You know you're a bitch when you make "Orangeman" threads...

in all fairness, i only did it to be funny after i noticed there were like 2-3 others...

[MacWQ33]

in all fairness, i only did it to be funny after i noticed there were like 2-3 others...

Fair enough, though I didn't even see your thread.