You Know You're a Little Bitch When......

[MacWQ33]

Oh fuck no...no time out...I'm just not dealing with insecure high schoolers anymore...it was fun while it lasted, but I'm done with you boy. Keep 'em coming guys...(I started the thread not that little escapade in which you're probably so damn proud of yourself for)

No understanding...I am an asshole.

Bill, you know I'm in it for the amusement obviously, but some kids get offended...he's probably been thinking about that disclaimer comment everyday for 4 months...I really didn't mean to disrupt your life with it..I never would have said it.

Good fun!

[geonagual]

I am amused...but mostly with slips post. He ain't no bitch...he stuck a knife throgh the middle of his hand...HARDCORE through and through.

[MacWQ33]

Slip's a team player.

[iwantFUEGO]

Once again... its your opinion that I'm insecure...

Also your opinion that I'm a highschooler...

The "escapade" was all in fun as far as i was concerned... but i guess some people can only dish it out.

[slipknotpsycho]

Pfft, I bet he bled.

nope, i've bled so much in my life, my clotting blood properties automaticly know to be on stand-by alert... ima have a stroke at 30 cuz of it i never bleed anymore... those cells are way too damn fast...

[MacWQ33]

Cheers.

Slip may have started bleeding, but he's sucking up the blood as it pours out to avoid what Bill has appointed as 'being a bitch' lol.

Edit: Or that^^ lol.

[slipknotpsycho]

wait.. do you want me to bleed or not? cuz i can't do both! WHAT DO I GOTTA DO TO NOT BE A BITCH!!!!???

[slipknotpsycho]

what i'm supposed to recover both hands in tact, or am i to sculpt these 'hands' out of my shit after they go through my digestive track?

i just need to make sure before i do this...

[slipknotpsycho]

ok am i supposed to sculpt them out of shit... or what?

never mind, you meant for me to only eat my fingers.... ok will do.

[DJ R]

ok am i supposed to sculpt them out of shit... or what?

never mind, you meant for me to only eat my fingers.... ok will do.

No, I think the original intent was for you to have fingerless, diarrhea poopy shit ass hands.

And you're a little bitch if...

-You puke after drinking and smoking and eating two orders of wings and you still don't understand what went wrong.
-You think SLOMing is a real high school phenomenon.
-You think Carlos Mencia is funny.
-You think overrated Jeff Foxworthy routines like this are anything but mindless banter.