Quote Originally Posted by Josh David
Anyone who chases a girl with a bat is stupid more than loco.
Yeah, I mean, imagine the poor bat, flappin around wondering wtf is going on, thinking to itself - "Shit, this dude is gonna hit that babe with me!"

Bats are endangered species, and anyone caught using one as aweapon, should be slapped!

Did you know, that Bat babies are the biggest babies born by mammals?
And that they don't usually get tangled in your hair.....unless you're called Brian May, and are walking through a cave full of bats!