I used to work with an old biker that told a pretty good story. He and some buddies one night got really drunk, took a 357 magnum and killed some calves in a pasture. They were ripped and wanted to have a biker bbq so they took out their knives and cut steaks off the cattle they killed, leaving the carcasses.

Later, the media and UFOologists were all over it calling it a mysterious cattle mutalation. "Experts" were saying there was no way anything but aliens could have made the precise cuts..etc.

He and his buddies laughed their asses off and were glad all the bullshit helped distract from real investigations into their drunken crime...