Getting old sucks

[Maui Wowie]

Now that's poetry.

Maui Wowie Reviewed by Maui Wowie on 11-26-2006. Getting old sucks Think about it. The life cycle is all backwards. You should start out dead; just get that right out of the way. You wake up in a senior care facility and start feeling better every day. You get kicked out of there for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, you're "generally" promiscuous and you get ready for High Rating: 5

[BobBong]

Alright.. if the last thing i'm going to have to see in my life is my mom's cootch.. you can count me out...

[frog1]

not so dude im 56 and love every day of it the life i had to get here was great the things i saw and did you would not be able to do and life is right now got a woman i love verry much and have for 27 yr got 4 grown kids life is just getting better as time goes by

[NextLineIsMine]

Im more afraid of aging than dying. Im not a big old people person, just sucks to know i'll have to be one some day