Getting old sucks

[ridethefire]

Def rep point for that! :thumbsup:

ridethefire Reviewed by ridethefire on 11-26-2006. Getting old sucks Think about it. The life cycle is all backwards. You should start out dead; just get that right out of the way. You wake up in a senior care facility and start feeling better every day. You get kicked out of there for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, you're "generally" promiscuous and you get ready for High Rating: 5

[memoryburner]

thats one of the best ideas ever

[b0Ng h!tz 4 mE]

Think about it. The life cycle is all backwards. You should start out dead; just get that right out of the way.

You wake up in a senior care facility and start feeling better every day.

You get kicked out of there for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.

You drink alcohol, you party, you're "generally" promiscuous and you get ready for High School.

After High School, you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play or nap all day, you have no responsibilities.

You become a baby with no cares whatsoever. Then, you spend your last 9 months floating peacefully with luxuries like central heating, spa treatments, room service on tap, larger living quarters everyday...and then...you finish off as an orgasm!

It would have to be better that way ... because this getting old crap ... just sucks!

have you been watchin red dwarf?

[Reefer Rogue]

You must be high as hell.

[fasterspider]

you finish off as an orgasm!

It would have to be better that way ... because this getting old crap ... just sucks!

Getting older is not so bad but some of the things that go with it suck for sure.

I like your plan,:dance: I would sign up for that in a heart beat because finishing it all off with an orgasm is how I want to die anyways.:thumbsup:

[poiuyt]

You must be high as hell.

that is what i was thinking

[Grape Ape]

Did you just think of that right now, wow, heavy stuff man.
That'd be one crazy life.

[The Skunky Skunk]

wow dude i never thought about it like that before....

[Expired]

Haha, that is awesome , nice thinking , never though of it like that before :thumbsup:

[johnnyAKABob]

deep......