PLEASEEEE HELLPPPP MEEEE!!!! test in 3 days

[headbanger4eva]

I need serious help. I've been on probation for 4 years and this is my last month....i smoked some pot Thursday on Thanksgiving ( not much...maybe 5 or 6 hits) I havent been smoking much maybe just once or twice a month. Im 95 pounds 5'6...i bought some Strip NC which includes four pills and a little liquid drink....does anyone have any advice on anything i could do. I cant substitute because my P.O watches me....Please help...

headbanger4eva Reviewed by headbanger4eva on 11-25-2006. PLEASEEEE HELLPPPP MEEEE!!!! test in 3 days I need serious help. I've been on probation for 4 years and this is my last month....i smoked some pot Thursday on Thanksgiving ( not much...maybe 5 or 6 hits) I havent been smoking much maybe just once or twice a month. Im 95 pounds 5'6...i bought some Strip NC which includes four pills and a little liquid drink....does anyone have any advice on anything i could do. I cant substitute because my P.O watches me....Please help... Rating: 5

[FakeBoobsRule]

You are 95 pounds and 5'6"...OMG you are skinny which is going to help you clear the THC more quickly. I have seen people pass with StripNC, some fail, it is a crap shoot. You said you only smoke once or twice a month. If your body was completely free of THC before the Thanksgiving smoke then that one time high should clear your body in about 5 days, maybe 3-4 considering how skinny you are. If your test isn't Monday or Tuesday I bet you will be fine. You may want to just do a mild dilution before the test, say drinking about 32-40 ounces of Gatorade the morning of the test and everytime you pee, replace that which is lost with drinking more Gatorade or other sports drink. Dilution is a method where you try to dilute your urine to lower the THC concentration but not to the point where it fails validity testing. Read the dilution sticky.

[socialinjustice]

my friend has been taking a piss test every week for 2 months now. everytime before the test, she goes and gets some pectin, its the stuff that makes jello jello. i guess it forms a layer around your stomach, so whatever you drink afterwards just shoots right through you untouched. she drinks it and has passed every test. ive never tried it but it seems to work for her.

[FakeBoobsRule]

my friend has been taking a piss test every week for 2 months now. everytime before the test, she goes and gets some pectin, its the stuff that makes jello jello. i guess it forms a layer around your stomach, so whatever you drink afterwards just shoots right through you untouched. she drinks it and has passed every test. ive never tried it but it seems to work for her.

I know a lot of people that swear by pectin but I also know people who have failed with pectin. At least you should know that pectin does not work by coating your stomach and allowing things to shoot right through. Water that is in your urine comes from the kidneys filtering your blood and pulling that water through it. Your stomach is not connected to your bladder. If you are going to suggest a method then explain how it works, try to give correct information.

[socialinjustice]

ok smartass, if it doesnt line your stomach, then what does it do? cause i am 99.9% sure that is how it works, just like The Liquid Stuff, same exact shit

[socialinjustice]

and by the way, if your urine is diluted, you fail the test automatically...just so you know

[bongomania]

read Passing Drug Tests by Kenn A Biscranium. The author explains how to make potent detox teas with burdock root, milk thistle, dandelion, and other plants. It was written with a doctor of chemistry, so this book is accurate and informative.

[CYRAX]

I just drink 4 liters of water per day until my piss is pretty much literaly clear, then munch on vitamin B and drink gadorade 3-4 hours before the test to color up the piss.

[headbanger4eva]

Thanks for the info.....and yes...my test IS on Tuesday which really sux, hopefully being so skinny will be a good thing just for this one day lol. I think im just gonna take the Strip NC...try and dilute my urine just a little and see what happens. I do know that my Probation officer will send it to the lab...and i know that labs can detect THC metabolytes better than the stick tests...just my luck

[FakeBoobsRule]

and by the way, if your urine is diluted, you fail the test automatically...just so you know

I know you have been banned but hopefully you can still see my response. Read my post more carefully and you will see this is what is said:

Dilution is a method where you try to dilute your urine to lower the THC concentration but not to the point where it fails validity testing. Read the dilution sticky.

See you try to lower the concentration of THC without diluting so much that they catch you when they do validity testing. Most tests use a 50 ng/ml threshold. If you are pissing out 700-1000 ng/ml before dilution passing with dilution will be hard. If you are pissing around 200 ng/ml before dilution then it is quite possible to pass. It isn't that hard to understand if you know what you are talking about. You could dilute your urine enough to pass if you were at the 700-1000 mng/ml levels but you would probably fail validity testing. The later requires less dilution and offers a better chance at passing validity testing.

Pectin is a mild diuretic. Most people who pass using pectin pass because they also drink a lot of fluid with the pectin. So in effect the pectin method is dilution. It doesn't line your stomach period.

Happy Trails pal. Going to miss you like a cancer.