dont make one of those. that should be the last resort of all last resorts. if you have nothing to smoke out of, make a steamroller. take a toilet paper or paper towel roll, cut a hole the size of a bowl, put tin foil over the hole, push it down a little with your finger, tape the edges to the paper towel roll, poke a few small holes in the foil, load it, cover one end with your hand, put the other over your mouth, lite it an suck. take your hand off the end when you think its full of smoke and inhale.