I get them all the time. My bank keep calling me trying to sell life insurance. Even though I didn't need it they kept calling, so one day I decided to play a game with them.

Bank: Do you work?
Me: No.
Bank: So what do you do with your spare time?
Me: I don't really have spare time.
Bank: But what do you do?
Me: I smoke drugs.
Bank: (dissolves in laughter) Sorry, our policy doesn't cover that.



I was told they record calls for training purposes!
Synthesizer Man Reviewed by Synthesizer Man on . any way to block numbers on a home phone? every single day.. i have someone call me up tryin to sell me a mobile phone.. EVERY SINGLE FUCKIN DAY.. one day it was goin on like every half hour.. i mean ffs.. i just got a call now and its 10.30 in the morning.. if i was woken up i wouldnt of been very happy.. i never even understand a word any of them are sayin cuz they have such strong paki voices.. i didn't understand what this one was sayin, all i understood was somethin about the company 3.. i was tryin to be polite and just end up Rating: 5