I get them all the time. My bank keep calling me trying to sell life insurance. Even though I didn't need it they kept calling, so one day I decided to play a game with them.

Bank: Do you work?
Me: No.
Bank: So what do you do with your spare time?
Me: I don't really have spare time.
Bank: But what do you do?
Me: I smoke drugs.
Bank: (dissolves in laughter) Sorry, our policy doesn't cover that.



I was told they record calls for training purposes!