Quote Originally Posted by Left
teach your dog to find drugs on command or get one of thoes call button things for remotes, keys, etc and put it in the bag.
"honey i can't find my keys!"
use your key finder dilly ma bob to find it!
<uses it and traces the sound>
"huh? these aren't my keys! THIS IS POT!!!"

unlikely it'd happen, but would be funny as hell nonetheless.