this past summer i was on my dads speedboat in the gulf of mexico in florida. we were getting high as a mug when we hit the clutch and went flying down the coastline...all of a sudden, our baggie flew out of its spot and out of that boat! i went into panic and made him turn that boat around, thats what i did...i found the bag, and we didnt even slow down yet, he sped up to a small dot floating in the water and as we raced by it, i hung over the side and skoopt it up. such action! thought i would have to fight a dolphin for it. then after we docked, i dropped our bowl at the feet of some old fart and the fucker took off with it! MY bowl! no good rotten resin sucker he was!
ah well. since we were outta papers on the way home, i used a paper tampon wrapper and rolled that mama up and we got liiiiit!

and now i know a soggy bag of weed dries well in the mike and we smoked the shit outta it that night