Dropped my bowl in the river!

[Pezzo]

Speaking of toilets when I worked at Wal-Mart when I was 16, it was the X-Mas season and I got to take a piss, look down, and I see a wallet floating in a clean, flushed toilet. I'm intrigued, so I fish it out, open it, and in cash, I counted it, there was $1300, in $20's and $50's. I was like cool! I take it, wrap it in paper towel to dry some, ditch the wallet, and put it in my pocket.

After having it for a few hours, and me being a nice guy back then, I felt really bad and gave the money to the manager, dug up the wallet, and told him where I found it.

If I found that NOW, I wouldn't hesitate for a second to take it. Call me a dink, I don't care. I think about it a lot and what I would do if I found it again. *sigh*

U DINK

even if that wasnt a flushed toilet containin $1300 id fkin have it lol

what the manager say bout it? bet he kept it lmao