Quote Originally Posted by Aristotle
Nope, if you're married.. multiple cats is fine. Because there are enough people in a family to account for the entire magnitude of sadness that only a cat could bestow upon a human being. For a single person, it's way too much.

Fact: Cats lick the top of the butter thus leaving their germs on the butter, where the unsuspecting owner will eat it, get sick and die, leaving the cat to devour the corpse.

Fact: Cats will sit on the chest of a child to steal their breath.

Fact: Any woman with more than one cat is probably bat shit insane, and has severe issues. Any woman with more than one dog is awesome, and clearly a great person.

Fact: Any man with one cat is probably gay. Any man with more than one cat probably dresses up like a clown and will kill and eat your children.

Fact: Cats are great for using as skeet when skeet shooting.

The facts add up. Cats suck, and dogs rule.
my cat never slept on my face. slept on my foot one time though. .....the person who lost his breath from a cat probably forcing something down the cat's windpipe at one time or another, the cat probably was just trying to return the favor .......
without cats, the rodent population would swell to the point that poisonous-snakes are fed well enough, to thrive in neighborhoods where lil kids are running around while playing

duh, common sense