I have five cats.....how many do you have?

[Aristotle]

Nope, if you're married.. multiple cats is fine. Because there are enough people in a family to account for the entire magnitude of sadness that only a cat could bestow upon a human being. For a single person, it's way too much.

Fact: Cats lick the top of the butter thus leaving their germs on the butter, where the unsuspecting owner will eat it, get sick and die, leaving the cat to devour the corpse.

Fact: Cats will sit on the chest of a child to steal their breath.

Fact: Any woman with more than one cat is probably bat shit insane, and has severe issues. Any woman with more than one dog is awesome, and clearly a great person.

Fact: Any man with one cat is probably gay. Any man with more than one cat probably dresses up like a clown and will kill and eat your children.

Fact: Cats are great for using as skeet when skeet shooting.

The facts add up. Cats suck, and dogs rule.

Aristotle Reviewed by Aristotle on 11-23-2006. I have five cats.....how many do you have? there are many stray cats here in kuwait with the weather getting cold I stashed a sleeping bag and daily food and water under the cafeteria from where they beg for food. I'm most sorry for the little ones. I almost got my hands on a small one today. I was going to put a "sweater on the shivering lil dumbass, but it ran away. Ow well maybe one day that kitty will figure out how to use the sleeping bag. I don't think kuwaitis give 2 ships about stray anmals. I see stray animals Rating: 5

[Mean Green Charlene]

Fact: Bitches be runnin wild.

[rainbows.rsexy]

some names



freezin' Beasin

starvin' Marvin

dusty Rusty

stinky Pinky

ass Breath

[dark0ne]

2 cats. sadie and cleo. we rescued both of them when they were to young to be left alone. sadie is 18 and fallows me arround like a dog, she's sitting on my lap right now. cleo is 7 and is nuts, she lays in the middle of the floor and yells to be pet then takes off when you do.

[smoke it]

i gots two cats----Simba and Taz

[hipEstoner]

i got a cat, his name is marley, he is cdool as shit, man, when im halucinating and trippuin on mushrooms or dex or some shit i talk to him sometimes, one day he said he liked laying under the magnolia tree in the front yard because the shade kept hime cool,,

[OniEhtRedrum781]

I have two cats, one named Bossy and one named Henry

[onefourninezero]

I have one cat (15 years old) and two kittens (7/8 months old).

[rainbows.rsexy]

Nope, if you're married.. multiple cats is fine. Because there are enough people in a family to account for the entire magnitude of sadness that only a cat could bestow upon a human being. For a single person, it's way too much.

Fact: Cats lick the top of the butter thus leaving their germs on the butter, where the unsuspecting owner will eat it, get sick and die, leaving the cat to devour the corpse.

Fact: Cats will sit on the chest of a child to steal their breath.

Fact: Any woman with more than one cat is probably bat shit insane, and has severe issues. Any woman with more than one dog is awesome, and clearly a great person.

Fact: Any man with one cat is probably gay. Any man with more than one cat probably dresses up like a clown and will kill and eat your children.

Fact: Cats are great for using as skeet when skeet shooting.

The facts add up. Cats suck, and dogs rule.

my cat never slept on my face. slept on my foot one time though. .....the person who lost his breath from a cat probably forcing something down the cat's windpipe at one time or another, the cat probably was just trying to return the favor .......
without cats, the rodent population would swell to the point that poisonous-snakes are fed well enough, to thrive in neighborhoods where lil kids are running around while playing

duh, common sense

[robert42]

Nope, if you're married.. multiple cats is fine. Because there are enough people in a family to account for the entire magnitude of sadness that only a cat could bestow upon a human being. For a single person, it's way too much.

Fact: Cats lick the top of the butter thus leaving their germs on the butter, where the unsuspecting owner will eat it, get sick and die, leaving the cat to devour the corpse.

Fact: Cats will sit on the chest of a child to steal their breath.

Fact: Any woman with more than one cat is probably bat shit insane, and has severe issues. Any woman with more than one dog is awesome, and clearly a great person.

Fact: Any man with one cat is probably gay. Any man with more than one cat probably dresses up like a clown and will kill and eat your children.

Fact: Cats are great for using as skeet when skeet shooting.

The facts add up. Cats suck, and dogs rule.

FACT: YOU CHAT SHIT