So Ive been thinkin for a while about joining the Air Force and whatnot, and after a long talk with my girlfriend early this morning, I decided to go to the recruiting office today and enlist.

So I get down there, and Im talking to the captain in the office there, and shes taking my information, and she asks the question that killed me: Have you ever been in trouble with the law, you know, speeding tickets, been arrested, anything?

I sat there for a few seconds, before telling her that I had a posession and paraphanila charge and a weapons charge.

"well, that makes you ineligable to join the Air Force, sorry."

Isnt that some bullshit? The military needs bad mother fuckers like me in it!
Pipe Dreams Reviewed by Pipe Dreams on . Some stuff So Ive been thinkin for a while about joining the Air Force and whatnot, and after a long talk with my girlfriend early this morning, I decided to go to the recruiting office today and enlist. So I get down there, and Im talking to the captain in the office there, and shes taking my information, and she asks the question that killed me: Have you ever been in trouble with the law, you know, speeding tickets, been arrested, anything? I sat there for a few seconds, before telling her that Rating: 5