I SHOULD BE DEAD!!!!! (ANother glorious adventure of a car gone mad)

[Cheeched Chick HiGh]

So, Im really high right? And so is my boyfriend and my boy Nate and our boy Adam drives up to our 1969 stoner van in his 2002 (Perfect condition) Grande Prix with superturbos...and we're like hey man take us for a ride. So, we have like 4 stoners all packed into this sports car, all of us blazed, and non of us wearing our seatbelts. We're racing through down town at like 100-110 and I look forward and we're coming to a T in the road and so Im thinking "OK WE NEED TO BE STOPPING...We should slow down" but he doesnt slow down and we all got the "OH SHITS" as we try to take a 90 degree corner going 95mph and we fucking go side ways into a cement fence and bust through that and end up smacking into a tree and are like 2 inches away from going into the lake. We're like, FUCK. We look at the front right tire and its gone. The whole axle on that side was broken in half and was by a pillar that was on the cement wall that we smashed. All I knew was the cops were coming so all of us jetted.

Just think, Im alive...we were going 95 miles to a dead stop, not wearing my seatbelt, I didnt get a cut, and after that adrenaline rush I somehow still managed to still be high.

Life is great. (Not for Adam though, he just bought that car today for 10 G's...didnt even make his first payment!)

Cheeched Chick HiGh Reviewed by Cheeched Chick HiGh on 11-10-2004. I SHOULD BE DEAD!!!!! (ANother glorious adventure of a car gone mad) So, Im really high right? And so is my boyfriend and my boy Nate and our boy Adam drives up to our 1969 stoner van in his 2002 (Perfect condition) Grande Prix with superturbos...and we're like hey man take us for a ride. So, we have like 4 stoners all packed into this sports car, all of us blazed, and non of us wearing our seatbelts. We're racing through down town at like 100-110 and I look forward and we're coming to a T in the road and so Im thinking "OK WE NEED TO BE STOPPING...We should Rating: 5

[Dope Chic]

Hope he has insurance

[sToNeDpEnGuIn420]

HOLY SHIT im fucking baked and i just like saw a movie of what u described! well a movie in my brain haha o man HITS FROM THE BONG ya tho man i done some crazy shit when high lol especially jumping off high places

[High phy]

its great that everyone is ok, and to tell you the truth i would have liked to be there. But Lady luck its untameable. I wont take my chances with her if i where you. Or at least not that blindly. Toke on, Enjoy the ride. And give me weed, im dry.

[Imotep]

as long as its only yrselves that get wrapped around the tree thats ok.
enjoy.

[fatty lumps]

Did he not see that the straight road was going to end? Or did he want to test the widetrack or wtf?

[notanovice]

glad to hear ya didnt get hurt
fast cars+ inexperienced drivers= accident waiting to happen
sorry bout sounding like a commercial

[Cheeched Chick HiGh]

lmao, He saw it coming but I guess his breaks locked up or some shit, but either way he was being a dumbass...it was a pretty sweet rush though and I kind of enjoyed it...I wouldnt of if it were my car, but it wasnt nor would it ever be cause its way too nice for me....I wouldnt of gone that fast unless it was a very str8 stretch. Itll be like those movies where everyones supposed to go on the plane but dont and the plane blows up and death follows them...*dun dun dun*

We've escaped death, its only a matter of time until death finds us!!! DUN DUN DUN!! SOME HOW WE FOUND A LOOP HOLE!!!

[sawleaf]

lmao, He saw it coming but I guess his breaks locked up or some shit, but either way he was being a dumbass...it was a pretty sweet rush though and I kind of enjoyed it...I wouldnt of if it were my car, but it wasnt nor would it ever be cause its way too nice for me....I wouldnt of gone that fast unless it was a very str8 stretch. Itll be like those movies where everyones supposed to go on the plane but dont and the plane blows up and death follows them...*dun dun dun*

We've escaped death, its only a matter of time until death finds us!!! DUN DUN DUN!! SOME HOW WE FOUND A LOOP HOLE!!!

His brakes locked up because he doesn't know how to drive. Kids think they are race car drivers with their new cars. If he wants to drive fast like that he should take some driving classes and take his car to the track. I wouldn't ever call a Grand Prix a sports car lol. What the hell is "superturbos"???

[clevemire]

it was a pretty sweet rush though and I kind of enjoyed it

Cheeched, I think you would enjoy the movie Crash. I think it may be right up your alley.