I SHOULD BE DEAD!!!!! (ANother glorious adventure of a car gone mad)

[LUVMYBENZ]

God!! Seems like every teenage boy that saw the movies "The Fast and The Furious", or "2Fast, 2Furious" thinks that he is some sort of professional INDY driver. They put these stupid looking 2 foot spoilers, and a loud exhaust tip on their tail pipe, of an old four door Honda Accord and suddenly their IQ goes down about a 100 points!! BONEHEADS! They look over at me at a stop light and race their engines, I race my engine a little and give them the look like, "lets go" then they peel out, but I don't. I just laugh at them! I have seen these little boneheads cutting people off and speeding, endangering many innocent peoples lives. I don't care if they want to die, just as long as they don't take any of the rest of us with them. No dents on my Mercedes 420SEL, let's keep it that way!

LUVMYBENZ Reviewed by LUVMYBENZ on 11-10-2004. I SHOULD BE DEAD!!!!! (ANother glorious adventure of a car gone mad) So, Im really high right? And so is my boyfriend and my boy Nate and our boy Adam drives up to our 1969 stoner van in his 2002 (Perfect condition) Grande Prix with superturbos...and we're like hey man take us for a ride. So, we have like 4 stoners all packed into this sports car, all of us blazed, and non of us wearing our seatbelts. We're racing through down town at like 100-110 and I look forward and we're coming to a T in the road and so Im thinking "OK WE NEED TO BE STOPPING...We should Rating: 5

[RESiNATE]

I have to agree with Imotep and LUVMYBENZ

Your driver friend is a total asshole, and is lucky that he didn't kill anyone...at all!

Imagine how 'funny' it would have been, had there been a mother pushing her new-born baby along that road, and your car would've have slid into the pushchair, killing the baby, the mother, and any one else that happened to be around?

I travel the length and breadth of this country (UK), and see carnage on a major scale.
I remember driving back from Sheffield one day, the day before Christams Eve, when I happened across an 'accident' on the freeway. The back of the car was sooo stoved-in, that the back seats didn't exist any longer....imagine my shock, when I then noticed a baby's carseat mingled amongst the debris.

The state of driver 'ability' is at a shocking low, and it is usually the innocent party that bears the brunt of that stupidity

There should be a law that every new driver is made to attend an advanced driver training course,

I see assholes in their jazzed-up cars every day!

Yeah, you may have a bad-ass spoiler the size of Hamshire strapped to yer boot (trunk), and those shiny wheels look reeally cool...but underneath, it's justy a bog-standard shop-around, with as much road-holding ability as a block of flats.

It aint big, and it aint clever.

Thank Fuck, no one was hurt...let it be a harsh lesson to you.
We all make driving errors, me not least, but there is a time and place to 'open-her-up', and poeple forget about those things that are beyond the control of even the most experienced and skillful drivers...blow-outs, brake-fade, other drivers or pedestrians.

Expect a call from your local police, there is such a thing as licence numbers, and do you think that you're not gonna be dragged down the nick for a bit of Q&A?

Sorry to bleat on, but I've lost people as a result of someone elses lack of intelligence behind the wheel.


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[maryjanemama]

[QUOTE=sawleafI wouldn't ever call a Grand Prix a sports car lol. [/QUOTE]
Haha, lol, you speak the truth.

[apsinthion]

Cheech it isn't the car that goes mad, it's the driver.

[clevemire]

[QUOTE=maryjanemama]

Haha, lol, you speak the truth.

That he does. Nowadays, kids consider Cavaliers with exaggerated spoilers and exhaust tips sports cars.

Don't forget the superturbos! Hahahahaha!!!

[Cheeched Chick HiGh]

^ dont really know what its called, it might of been charged, lmao, i dont know what the fuck im talking about most the time but if i look smart, maybe itll come out that way.

The police already asked adam who the back 3 passengers were, but he told them we were hitch hikers and he was giving us a ride and that we didnt get hurt at all so not to worry.

HhHm...but im fucked in the ass because i failed my UA on 3 accounts =0!!

[RESiNATE]

Cheech it isn't the car that goes mad, it's the driver.

You obviously haven't seen 'Christine', Aps..scary car, dude lmaooo
Smart looking motor, mind! '57 Plymouth Fury mmmmm, nice....possessed by the Devil..err..GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!!!!

lol

[Dope Chic]

I wouldn't ever call a Grand Prix a sports car lol. What the hell is "superturbos"???

Lol I would, at least the 2 door model...my b/f has the same car only a 2000, its called a Grand Prix GTP and they're a supercharged 3.8L V-6. That thing gets up and moves and with the wide track it'll hook corners like u wouldn't believe...I've had his up to 135 mph on the freeway, don't tell him that tho...he'd beat me silly

[clevemire]

Lol I would, at least the 2 door model...my b/f has the same car only a 2000, its called a Grand Prix GTP and they're a supercharged 3.8L V-6. That thing gets up and moves and with the wide track it'll hook corners like u wouldn't believe...I've had his up to 135 mph on the freeway, don't tell him that tho...he'd beat me silly

Well yeah GTPs are some fast muthas. But Cheeched didn't mention that. But I'm tellin ya man, if it has superturbos, it has to be fast!

[koshea]

lmao, He saw it coming but I guess his breaks locked up

im glad your okay, but i seriously doubt that a 2002 grand prix's breaks locked up, concitering all cars made after 95' have anti-lock breaks...but regardles...sorry you got in a wreck