Story of a Scavenger

[methodnredd]

So I'm sitting in my apt. with an impending sensation of boredom creeping upon me. I decide that it's time to smoke. I go over to my stash and try to act surprised when my bottle is EMPTY, even though I already knew it was. After staring at my empty pharmaceutical bottle for several minutes, I decide to call my usual dealer and get no answer. Slowly descending into sweaty paranoia, I decide to go to my car and hope to find some bud in my dash. Nothing in there either. Suddenly, a small green nug catches the corner of my eye, I slowly turn my head and realize that there is some eons-old blackberry sitting on the corner of the passenger-side carpet. I grab it and grin, looking for more precious scraps on my carpets. I eventually find other pieces, ranging from petrified OG Kush to lint-infested schwag. A crumbled plethora of marijuana in my hands, I race up to my apt. and throw all of it into my vaporizer, and now I'm stoned listening to Pink Floyd.

Any other scavenger stories?

methodnredd Reviewed by methodnredd on 11-21-2006. Story of a Scavenger So I'm sitting in my apt. with an impending sensation of boredom creeping upon me. I decide that it's time to smoke. I go over to my stash and try to act surprised when my bottle is EMPTY, even though I already knew it was. After staring at my empty pharmaceutical bottle for several minutes, I decide to call my usual dealer and get no answer. Slowly descending into sweaty paranoia, I decide to go to my car and hope to find some bud in my dash. Nothing in there either. Suddenly, a small Rating: 5

[Baker420]

haha hell yah i find bud in the floor mats of my car all the time. Some roaches too!

[Frivolous248]

Damn.

I don't see how you guys can ever have that much bud just...lyin' around. I've had some specs on my desk after rollin' a jay, and maybe a SMALL piece of a bud. But I can never imagine having enough to get high on the floor of my car or somewhere.

You might wanna be careful too, that would have sucked if you got pulled over and the cops found all that bud on the ground in your car.

[slpntrx5]

haha i read this and thought you were talking about scavenger smokers (half baked explains it pretty well. it's the scene w/ snoop dogg, thurgood, and brian on the stoop). man, i hate guys that always smoke your bud and split without even a thank you. that's probably my worst pet peev. oh well. anyway...

i remember a few weeks ago when i was dry for a long time and as i was frantically searching my room (in vain, of course), i remember that months before, while i was high, i put a nickel or so (about a j's worth) under my matress for just such an occasion. needless to say, i got fucking baked.

[methodnredd]

Damn.

I don't see how you guys can ever have that much bud just...lyin' around. I've had some specs on my desk after rollin' a jay, and maybe a SMALL piece of a bud. But I can never imagine having enough to get high on the floor of my car or somewhere.

You might wanna be careful too, that would have sucked if you got pulled over and the cops found all that bud on the ground in your car.

You are right, having a lot of bud in your car lying around is probably not a good thing. But I didn't find much at all, just a few small nugs. The only reason I'm able to get high off of that small amount is because of the vaporizer, because you literally need almost nothing in order to get high.

Thank you Vapor Bros!