Got Caught By The Cops Today (and others)

[timothylearyisdead]

man the first highschool i went to was sooo chill you could smoke basically anywhere except the hallway where the office is and while in class unless the teacher was cool which was common.i remember gettin baked everyday before school and at lunch right outside the busy ass gymnasium doors. oh man good times, sucks cuz most of the stoner kids have already passed through those halls and now all thats left is kids with little penises poppin out the left side of their girl pants who listen to the shittiest music to date.

[RichieRich]

Aristotle "You'd think the fact that you almost got caught in the very beginning of the school day would deter you from sneaking off school grounds to smoke another bowl during lunch".

If I had almost got caught I would have needed to smoke a bowl at lunch to mellow out and chill. Gotta be careful Sam. Have a nice day! :thumbsup:

[partyguy420]

you dumb ass.... sounds like fun... ive never been cought, actualy smoking weed, or being stoned, nor have i ever been cought with just weed.... there was one time, i was cought with a pipe by the princbla(sp?) and then there was 2 times, that my mom found my pipe... nuthing ever ended in me being in trouble... the cops took the one that the school found on me, my mom broke the first one she found, and then hid the second one, and my little bro found it, and my mom went to get it, to give it to her boyfriend at the time, and she called me in her room, and is like so weres it at? and i was just like uhh... i dont know... she was just like well... dont let me find it agin... good luck with dealing with the dean... and have fun...

[partyguy420]

and just for the record... ive never smoked crack at school... but the last time i did do crack, i went to school lit like a mother fucker, after smoking like 2 fatty rocks in the bathroom... damn was that fun... ended up going home after 2nd, cause this gril ive known for ever asked if i was high... and then, my girl came up to me(my ex girl) and was bitching at me, and then i was just acting like a dumb ass... and shes like go home, your dumbass is fucked up on something...

[yabatab]

Apparently your local D. A. R. E. program had no effect on you
what so ever.

[Skink]

The title made it look like you got busted,when in fact you just got a ride???

[Skrappie]

Does anyone smoke crack at school?

Pass that mother fucking rock man.

[Dutch Masta]

Apparently your local D. A. R. E. program had no effect on you
what so ever.

I dont remember where I saw this, but I remember seeing something about DARE programs having the opposite effect.. and areas where it took place in actually had higher counts of teen drug offenses than areas without it

[partyguy420]

dude... this dare officers at my homies school in silver lake washington, held out a NY Yankes hat, you know the ones that all the gangsters and wanksters wear... and the dare officer said, if you promise to stay away from drugs, you can have this hat... and so my buddy was like yea, i promise to stay away from drugs, and took the hat, and went home, and got a pot leaf sticker, and slaped it on his hat, and walked by the dare people, and they were like hey, didnt you just promise to stay away from drugs, and my homie was like yea, but weeds not a drugs... its a plant....

[Samwhore]

Apparently your local D. A. R. E. program had no effect on you
what so ever.

when i learned about drugs, D.A.R.E. was cancelled, we learned

D-drug
R- (something)
E-education
A-and
M-more

and i was gone when we did it, i dont think it had an affect on you either