You know you're getting old when the only thing you can think about is death and age.
orangeman Reviewed by orangeman on . You know you're getting old when... You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it. You talk about "good grass" and you're referring to someone's lawn. Your back goes out more than you do. You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room. You are proud of your lawn mower. Rating: 5