You know you are getting old when you hurt your self doing nothing.......


My last 2 injurys were sneezing, and grabing for a door knob





Hey BG, My Baby and I are going on a date tonite....The NUggets game...basket ball is OK, but we will be sitting on the floor(good seats from a buddy) and we could use some grown up time......should be good.
Bybye
Bong30 Reviewed by Bong30 on . You know you're getting old when... You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it. You talk about "good grass" and you're referring to someone's lawn. Your back goes out more than you do. You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room. You are proud of your lawn mower. Rating: 5