I got alcohol poisoning once. It was a terrible experience. I may have been drunk, but it still bloody well hurt getting a tube slid inside your dickhole and your bladder drained dry.

People will do that. I worked wit a guy once who had never been drunk in his life. I take him to a bar one night, and the guy ends up doing like 20 shots of various drinks in about an hour. After 20min or so, he said, "man, can I ever drink a lot." A few ours later he was hugging the toilet for a good couple hours. I just laughed at him.

Silly drunks.