Wickedness lies in her moistened lips, her body moves just like the crack of a whip. A girl that could handle herself in Hell, in no way innocent, because I hate having to present my way of life like a fucking museum exhibit. (And here we see the great Homosapian Potheadus posed as it makes a bong out of chicken wire, paper mache, and PVC pipe.) As for physical attributes, I'm huge, so I like them to be tiny, and raven hair is nice, especially in an unconventional style. Most importantly, they have to have sympathetic eyes, or eye. I definitely dig pirate chicks. Arrrrrg, ye made me third leg into a wooden peg!